Friday, September 02, 2005

THE BLAME GAME GAME

ARE WE ALL HERE? GOOD. I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK. WE HAVE A THREE-PRONGER.

ONE..................GEORGE, YOU MUST GO TO THE FLOOD AREA. SEVERAL TIMES. NO JACKET OR TIE. IT'S GOTTA BE 'DOWN WITH FOLKS'. USE THE HEE-HAW ACCENT. HUG AS MANY PRE-SCREENED BLACKS AS YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES WHILE YOU DO IT. IT PHOTOGRAPHS WELL. AND TAKE LAURA. REMEMBER LAURA, "KATRINA" NOT "CORINA".
CONDI, YOU GO TOO, AND REMIND THEM FOLKS THAT YOU WERE BLACK. DON'T WEAR THOSE FERAGAMMOS YOU WERE BUYING IN NEW YORK WHILE THEM FOLKS WERE STEALING SNEAKERS.

TWO...................KEEP SAYING THAT WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO LOOK BACK BECAUSE WE'RE WORKING SO HARD TO SAVE LIVES. SAY THAT WE'RE TAKING THE MORAL HIGH GROUND. NOPE, DON'T SAY "HIGH GROUND".

THREE..................REMEMBER TO SAY THAT THERE SHOULD BE NO FINGER POINTING, THEN, POINT YOUR FINGER AT THE MAYOR AND GOVERNOR.

O.K. ...OFF YOU GO. GOOD LUCK. I'LL STAY HERE AND POSTPONE OUR ESTATE TAX CUT PLAN UNTIL A LESS IRONIC TIME.