Thursday, October 06, 2005

FROM HERE TO INSANITY

The Russians are debating what to do with the fungi sprouting cadaver of Lenin, the author of the failed policy of Soviet Communism.
Russian President Putin has spoken out against removing Lenin from the Red Square mausoleum and placing him in the ground.
Putin said that many people in Russia associate their lives with Lenin. To bury him would say that they have worshipped false values, and that they lived their lives in vain.
This same argument is used by President Bush in promoting the continuation of a failed policy in Iraq, so that our dead military people will not have died in vain.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Bruce,
I suggest that the best strategy is to have the flu infected birds from esatern Russia dine on Lenins fungi. This could possibly become the antidote to the much feared avain flu and further elevate Lenins status as savior of the 20th century

quicksand said...

HOW ABOUT THE AMERICAN CHICKEN HAWK? THEY'LL EAT ANYTHING.

MilesDavis said...

I dunno anony.....how could you elevate Lenin's status any higher than it is. He wrote some of the greatest music of the 20th Century. Surely the White Album ranks right up there with anything the "3 B's" could come up with!

MilesDavis said...

And another thing...As far as Fungi is concerned...I love the stuff!!! Portabellos and shitakis are among my favorites! Hey.. are truffles fungi? Does anyone know the answer to my query? I love the taste!

quicksand said...

YOU'RE REFERING TO LENIN BERNSTEIN.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 'LENIN' WHO DID THE RED ALBUM.

Anonymous said...

Dear Bruce,
I don't know where this guy Miles came from...but he's absolutely LAME! He has no clue who Lenin is and you seem to be encouraging this NIMROD!

MilesDavis said...

Aw c'mon Anon! can't a guy make an honest mistake? No one's perfect ya know.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry...I must giggle at the intriguing conversation patterns that have gone on here. And anonymous...don't pick on Miles....even though he may seem like a NIMROD...he is kinda funny...don't ya think?

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