Saturday, February 14, 2009

DASCHLE, MADOFF, MISTER PEANUTS, AND 8TUPLETS

WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?


TOM DASCHLE ---THE ANOINTED WHITE KNIGHT OF HEALTH AND
HUMAN SERVICES--- NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE STARTING GATE.
SEEMS THAT THE ONLY HUMAN HE WAS SERVICING WAS HIMSELF.
IT’S TOUGH TO PAY TAXES WHEN STRUGGLING WITH A 7-DIGIT INCOME.
HE CALLED IT FORGETFULNESS BUT IT SMELLED LIKE EXCESS.

BERNIE MADOFF--- CONFINED TO HIS PARK AVENUE GULAG---
REGULARLY PLOTS TO SALVAGE SOME OF THE 50 BILLION HE SCAMMED FROM HIS PALS, LEST HE BE INCONVENIENCED TO LIVE-SMALL LIKE THEM.

MISTER PEANUT TAKES THE FIFTH WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE RESULTING DEATHS CAUSED BY HIS DECISION TO RE-ROUTE THE TAINTED GOOBERS RATHER THAN TOSS THEM INTO THE DUMPSTER.

AND, OCTUPLET- MOM, GETTING HERSELF FERTILIZED SO THAT SHE COULD DELIVER 8 MORE BABIES. THE 6 AT HOME WERE LONELY.






WELL…WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

They can't look past their own needs and now we are all paying for their selfish actions. -HANLEY

Anonymous said...

GREED........and selfishness????

or maybe they are just all lactose intolerant..........but that doesn't make them bad people!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oxy-Mom is just confused. She thought she was Angelina .....
and then she couldn't find Brad!If you think California is in deep doo doo today...........wait. This deal will bankrupt them altogether!!!!!!!!

rthgrl said...

narcicism...to the Nth degree.

quicksand said...

EVER GET THE SENSATION THAT WE'RE ME-ING OURSELVES TO A DEAD-END.

AND WE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION, WALL STREETERS, BANKERS, OR A-ROD.

mountainpalm said...

.....nor did we mention the end of the Constitution as we know it. Instead of spending another second blaming the politicians for throwing away the Constitution,

Consider THIS:

90% of the people can not name their US House Rep -
90% of the people are not making an attempt to fulfill the Purpose and potential of Article 1 Section 2 - It says that the US House reps are to be chosen by the people BUT

90% of the people are not involved in picking these reps - the result - we bring about TYRANNY WAKE UP America!

quicksand said...

HEY MOUNTPALM,

IT'S BEEN SUGGESTED THAT PEOPLE GET THE GOVERNMENT THEY DESERVE.

$500,000 MAX FOR WALLSTREET FAILURES.
HOW 'BOUT A MAX FOR GOVERNMENTAL FAILURES.

WE TEXT AWAY AS ROME BURNS.

the mad poster said...

Quicksand:
What is the difference between ex-president Bush and the emperor Nero?
Give up? ...
Nero could play the fiddle.

quicksand said...

I REST MY VIOLIN CASE.

Purple Haze said...
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Purple Haze said...

Dear Mr. Sand.

Don't get me started

Only in Bush/Fox news America can this stuff happen-that's what they have in common. Did you see Nancy Pelosi's daughter's documentary on HBO about "The Right that was Wronged" when Barack won?

There are Americans who watch Fox news and believe that Obama is the anti-christ. They Make Mr. Peanut look smart,

Tom Daschle-GMAFB-I wish I could get away w/o paying taxes. Now that he's outed he's double screwed: he doesn't get the job AND now he has to pay the taxes. If he hadn't been nominated he would be scott free!

Don't get me started on Bernie Made-OFF. First of all-call it a freakin' pyramid scheme. I had to Google "Ponzi" to see WTF they were talking about. Calling it "Ponzi" is an insult to me and my fellow Italian/ Americans. It's like calling something BUSH when it doesn't work, like that's Bush League.
Made-OFF should be in a regular prison serving time with real blue collar prisoners. GMAFB-his house arrest is bogus. Give this MOFO life imprisonment some where in a southern prison-That would be justice.

The news reports of bad peanuts was cutting into his profits. Put this a-hole in a cell with Made-OFF and see who is the bigger scumbag.


The OCTO-MOM- obviously six kids on welfare is not enough. The doctor who helped her should also serve time with Made-OFF. This Octo Mom has gone on the internet to ask people for money for her freakin' 14 kids anf yo know what, those stupid Right wing American's put in Nancy Pelosi's daughter's documentary will send her money as poor as they are because even they are double Ds they have hearts of gold. Fix news network and all Of Rupert Murdoch's media like that heinous cartoon in the Post should be subject to sever fines for distorting the truth and feeding this hate/pablum to the "Real" Americans.

This is still the land of the free but over the past Bush years it has become the home of the depraved!

Anonymous said...

Purple...I couldn't agree more...During the Bush years I put on 7 pounds...I can't believe he did that to me. He should rot in HELL!

Purple Haze said...

Dear Anonymous
You hide behind your anonymity in your fawning support of the worst president ever.

If I supported BUSH I too would be anonymous.

To paraphrase George Santayana "Those who refuse to face the facts, will be a-holes forever!"

Good Luck in your dementia!

mad poster said...

With all due respect to "purple haze," Isn't that sobriquet a form of anonymity? Don't we all hide our real identity behind monikers? Perhaps the label "anonymous" is simply a more honest, simple recognition of that fact.

Purple Haze said...

Dear Mr. Poster.

With all due respect, I see my picture next to my opinions. I think that shows less anonymity than Anonymous, but thanks for your laconic insight.

quicksand said...

YE GADS...I HATE IT WHEN I'M CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO INTERESTING, YET, OPPOSING POINTS OF VIEW.

BY THE WAY...THE PAST ADMINISTRATION....YOU KNOW THE ONE....MADE ME 8 YEARS OLDER.

HOWEVER...THOUSANDS OF FOLKS NEVER GOT OLDER.