DON'T BE AFRAID OF US GEORGE....WE'RE AFRAID OF YOU

GEORGE HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE HIS UNIBROW DAYS. HE HAS LONG SINCE STOPPED VACUUMING UP NOSE CANDY. THE NOSTRILS ARE HEALED. THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ADDMISSION INTO ELITE UNIVERSITIES IS HISTORY. THE ARRESTS, THE BOOZE...GONE... GONE LIKE HE WAS, WHILE PROTECTING THE HOMELAND FROM THE VIET CONG.
HE SURVIVED A SECOND PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN , THIS TIME WITHOUT SAYING THAT HIS OPPONENT SIRED A WILLY HORTON BABY. GEORGE, YOU CAN ONLY BE PRESIDENT TWICE, I RECKON.
YOU'RE 'FREE TO BE YOU AND ME'. STUMBLING AND MUMBLING CAN'T HURT YOU NOW. DANG, LOOKS LIKE IT NEVER DID HURT YOU. SOME FOLKS EVEN LOVE IT. NICE TOUCH, HOMEY-BOY. NO NEED TO HIDE FROM THE PRESS ANYMORE. DON'T BE AFRAID. THE WEAPONS WERE NEVER FOUND, BUT YOU MORPHED THREATS TO US INTO LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. ALMOST.
DUE PROCESS IS SO YESTERDAY.
EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE LAW BECAME QUAINT. WHAT'S A SPLASH OF TORTURE AMOUNG FRIENDS?
YOU ARE THE EARTH'S ALPHA-MAN. DO THAT STRUT YOU DO SO WELL...ARMS PUSHED AWAY FROM YOUR TORSO BY YOUR MANLY LAT MUSCLES.
SO GET, I MEAN , GIT' OUT THERE AND FACE THOSE IN-TERROR-GATORS. EVEN THE DEVIL WITH THE RED DRESS, RED DRESS ON; HELEN THOMAS. GIVE HER A FOLLOW UP TO HER FOLLOW UP. LET AN UNSCREENED AUDIENCE ASK UNSANITIZED QUESTIONS.
THERE'S SOMETHING THE ROVESTER'S BEEN TOO BUSY TO TELL YOU. YOU ARE SAFE GEORGE. YOU'RE IN KANSAS NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF THE PRESS ANYMORE.
YOU SEE GEORGE, THE PRESS IS AFRAID OF YOU. JUST LIKE SO VERY MANY OF THE REST OF US.