Monday, October 10, 2005

WINKING AND BLINKING

THE UBER-CONSERVATIVES ARE BASHING THE PRESIDENT AS IF HE WERE THEIR SOCK PUPPET.
THEY ACCUSE HIM OF BLINKING INTO THE EYES OF ISSUE OVERLOAD.
THEY BRISTLE OVER THE PROSPECT THAT IRAQ, DELAY, KATRINA, FRIST, ROVE, AND THE DEFICIT, HAVE TAKEN THE HUBRIS OUT OF MR. BUSH JUST WHEN IT CAME TIME TO NOMINATE A JUSTICE FOR THE SUPREME COURT. HE WAS EXPECTED TO STARE HIS OPPONENTS DOWN. THEY SAY HE BLINKED.
THEY'RE WRONG.
MR. BUSH, WHO NOW FEELS THAT HE ACTUALLY IS THE PRESIDENT, WAS WINKING. THE TARTARE CONSERVATIVES MISSED HIS CLEARLY SPOKEN BODY-LANGUAGE. HE WAS TELLING HIS POLITICAL KINFOLK THAT, WHAT HE COULDN'T SAY PUBLICLY, WAS A DONE DEAL PRIVATELY.
HE SQUIRMED HIS WAY THROUGH THE LATEST PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD EVER QUESTIONED HARRIET MIERS ABOUT HER VIEW ON ROE v WADE.
HE LOOKED TOWARD THE GROUND AND REPLIED THAT HE COULDN'T RECALL, WITH LITMUS CRUMBS ALL OVER HIS LIPS.

MR. BUSH, WHO HAS A DIFFICULT TIME SAYING ONE THING AT A TIME, WAS ACTUALLY SAYING TWO THINGS SIMULTANEOUSLY. HE WAS TRYING TO STAY WITHIN THE TECHNICAL BOUNDARIES OF THE 'TRUTH', WHILE TELLING HIS BASE, TRUST ME, I'M LYING.
I'M NOT BLINKING....I'M WINKING!
IN THE END, THEY MADE HIM BLINK.

4 comments:

MilesDavis said...

I don't know if this is apropos,but I kinda feel that the man in the oval oriface and his "cronies" or better yet "handlers" subscribe to the old saying..."you can fool some of the people some of the time....but in this dumbass country of ours...you definately can fool Most of the people, Most of the time."I believe we are in a ship with no one at the helm... no leadership...These are bad times my friends...make no mistake about it...bad times.

quicksand said...

I THINK THAT WE HAVE LEADERSHIP.
BAD LEADERSHIP.

MilesDavis said...

At the confirmation hearings for Chief Justice Roberts, the senators were not allowed to ask Roberts, a staunch Catholic, any questions pertaining to his religion. "W" on the other hand, has been telling all who will listen that his selection of Miers was due to her unbending evangelical faith, a faith that "defines her as a person". This poor excuse for a President is truly setting us back for the next 20 years....We're fucked my friends!

quicksand said...

PLAYING THE RELIGION MASS-CARD IS AN ACT OF DESPERATION. THIS IS YOUR BASIC BUSH WITHOUT HIS BRAIN...ROVE, WHO IS BUSY AT THE MOMENT