Wednesday, February 15, 2006

CHAPPAQUID-DICK CHENEY

MARY JO KOPECKNE --- A DISTANT MEMBER OF MY FAMILY--- WENT OFF THE BRIDGE AT CHAPPAQUIDDICK WITH TEDDY KENNEDY.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. SHE DROWNED AND HE FLED.
THE MEDIA FOUND OUT MANY HOURS LATER.
WHY?
HE THOUGHT FIRST OF HIS POLITICAL CAREER.

DICK CHENEY SHOT A MAN. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
THE MAN HAS SURVIVED AND CHENEY HID.
THE MEDIA FOUND OUT MANY HOURS LATER.
WHY?
HE THOUGHT FIRST OF HIS POLITICAL CAREER.

HOW’S THIS FOR A STRANGE SCENARIO:

WHAT AT FIRST SEEMED LIKE A MINOR INJURY, BECOMES MORE COMPLICATED. THE HEADS GET TOGETHER. THEY DECIDE THAT CHENEY WILL BE NOBLE. HE WILL RESIGN, CLAIMING THAT HE WAS SO SHAKEN BY THE HARM HE DID TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING AND THAT HIS CONTINUED SERVICE WOULD BE A DISTRACTION TO THE FINE WORKS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
HE ‘HEROICALLY’ LEAVES.
BUSH APPOINTS A NEW VICE PRESIDENT.
2008 ROLLS AROUND.

21 comments:

rverdon said...

Hi Bruce,
Your scenario was mentioned this morning over our breakfast. I put Rice in the VP post, a spot from which she could launch her presidential campaign...except she would never be placed in that post by a Republican administration. More likely, the space filler will be the next real viable candidate, a DeLay without the obvious baggage...anyone who will promise to continue running this nation into the earth.

ThePoliticalImpaler.blgs.com said...

so what he waited 24hrs. There was no outcry when Bill and Hillary waited two days to tell the country about the whitewater lawyers death in the white house and we still don't know the truth. Bill and Hillary waited six months to tell the country the truth about Monica. The shooting of Cheneys friend was an accident.You can't compare that to Kennedy, a drunk driver, looking to cover his ass. Cheney is old, he has a heart condition and he will never run for any elected office, so take off your blinders and stop being stuck on stupid.

John Bell said...

If Whittington dies Cheney could be the subject of a criminally negligent homocide investigation. Especially if alcohol was involved. Regardless of the outcome, the GOP won't stand for a sitting VP who may be charged with homocide. He resigns and Bush takes a page out of JFK's play book and appoints his brother.

But, in this scenario, what are the moral implications inherent in the hopes for Cheney's resignation?

Dick Cheney kills a lot of people every day with a weaponized universal remote. Harry Whittington is probably a mostly good man - mostly good is still slightly bad. His choice in hunting partners proves, to my mind, that his "slightly bad" is really "really evil." My fervent hope in this matter is that the good in Whittington overcomes the evil and that he joins the Coalition of the Willing, then in an act of selfless patriotism gives up the ghost. He seems to be primed for it anyway; he's in Christus Spohn Hospital in Corpus Christi, TX.

Nearer my God to Thee, baby, nearer my God to Thee.

quicksand said...

RVERDON,
RICE COULD PULL SOME, JUST SOME, BLACKS AND WOMEN OVER TO THE DARK SIDE. ROVE ALWAYS SURPRISES.

Anonymous said...

How about Cheney resigns and Bush appoints Ted Kennedy as VP and then that's the end of the Elmer Fudd incident.

quicksand said...

IMPALER,
SO, OLD, WEAK-HEARTED CHENEY WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT HIS ASS. AND HE WASN'T DRINKING.
HOW'D YOU GET ALL THAT INFO?
YOU WANT TO GO RETRO? O.K. CLINTON.
HE WAS IMPEACHED.

MilesDavis said...
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Sweetime said...

This will end up being a non-issue for the neo-cons by this time next week. They have survived much worse. The only thing that might turn up the heat in the White House would be if Harry Whittington croaks or sings.

The Ancient Rocker said...

Bruce... I ithought about your prediction with a friend... So here is the rest of the scenerio...Cheney sucombs to the heat.... John McCain, Statesman gets appointed to the VP spot....He does not give the finger to the students at Binghampton University like the last appointed VP, Nelson Rockafeller did... He trounces Hillary in 2008 while campaigning as a war hero without swift boat challenges.... He takes it further by turning all the corn in Kansas into ethanol and withdraws from the Middle East.... Possibility or pure fantasy???
Either way the republicans win again...But perhaps America loses a bit less.....

quicksand said...

ANCIENT ROCKER AS IN CHAIR OR ROLL?
ANYWAY, INTERESTING PREDICTION.
McJOHN ALSO BUILDS THE 'NEW' NEW ORLEANS AND STARTS GLOBAL COOLING.
I COULD LIVE WITH THAT.

MTH said...

Does Cheney have it in him to give up his title?

quicksand said...
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quicksand said...

GIVE UP HIS TITLE AS
'THE WEAKEST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY'?

NOTE: THE STORY MAY NOT BE OVER QUITE YET. CHECK OUT 'FACE THE NATION.'

MilesDavis said...

uhhh....I think it's a very good possibility that Chaney was in fact ..drunk. If not with alcolhol, then with power. Maybe he'll have another heart attack and he'll do the whole world a favor by succumbing.

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Anonymous said...

when was the last time you had a drunk drive your child into water and leave them there drowning?
Put that shoe on your own foot!
Forget who else had an accident...that was inexcusable!

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