Thursday, February 08, 2007

BARACK O BOMBER

THE SENATORIAL CAMPAIGN OF SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON HAS RECENTLY RELEASED, FOR DISTRIBUTION, ASTONISHING INFORMATION ABOUT SENATOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA’S BACKGROUND.

IT SEEMS THAT, AS A CHILD, MISTER OBAMA WAS ENROLLED IN A RADICAL PRE-KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL IN INDONESIA, WHERE HE MAJORED IN COUNTING AND TERRORISM.
HAMIDA AL-ATTAS WAS THE CLASS-MOTHER. HER SON, OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS LITTLE BARACK’S BESTEST FRIEND.
CLEVERLY, LITTLE BARAK CHANGED HIS SURNAME FROM O BOMBER.

DURING THE FOLLOWING YEAR, HE LAUNDERED FUNDS FOR THE TALIBAN FROM HIS LEMONADE STAND WHICH WAS STAFFED BY HIS MANY INTERRACIAL OFFSPRING.

SENATOR OBAMA’S STAFF FOUGHT BACK BY REVEALING THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY HILLARY CLINTON WHO MURDERED JONBENET RAMSEY, BECAUSE THE LITTLE SHOWGIRL REJECTED MRS. CLINTON’S PERSISTENT AMOROUS ADVANCES.

BOTH STAFFS ARE NEGOTIATING A ‘CEASE-FIRE’ FOR THE SAKE OF THE HOMELAND.

SEE.
ANYONE CAN WRITE ANYTHING. WITH OUR ELECTRONIC ‘PENCILS’, LITTLE PYROMANIAC BRUSHFIRES CAN BADLY BURN PEOPLE AND LEAVE SERIOUS SCAR TISSUE.

16 comments:

The Ancient Rocker said...

...And even Rush Limbaugh can be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize...Yo Toto, I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore!!!

ben's friend said...

Ah, but it's all just good clean competition so that we can narrow down the field of candidates. Eventually we will get the best person to guide this beacon of democracy in the world.

The Political Impaler said...

...And even Chicken Little, Al Gore,can be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize...Yo Toto, the planets warming ..I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore, but in Oz.

quicksand said...

THANKS TO EACH OF YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS.
YOU ALL SEEM SO ARTICULATE.
AND CLEAN!

quicksand said...

GORE IS SUCH A LIAR. THAT'S WHY HE BARELY WON THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN 2000!

Purple Haze said...

The Republican Machine and Fox News will do enough to desecrate and discredit all of the democratic hopefuls for the presidency. We don't have to help them, even in jest, because as you pointed out so aptly, Quicksand, all it takes is a computer and a liar to plant the seeds of despair and disaster. If the red states are not ready for a black president or a woman president, are our only hopes John Edwards or the newly reborn Nobel peace prize winner Albert Gore?

ben's friend said...

To the haze of gaudy hue
Isn't it amazing that we are supposed to be a beacon of democracy and human rights throughout the world and we can still even ask the question, "Is America ready for a female president?" Many major and minor countries think nothing of electing a female president, and/or prime minister. Look at England. Even India has had a female prime minister and yet we haven't "progressed" enough. We should be ashamed of ourselves. At this rate Iran will have a female president before us.
This is not necessarily an enorsement of HRC.

quicksand said...

LAND OF THE FREE.

PEOPLE ARE ONLY FREE TO DO THAT WHICH THEY CAN IMAGINE DOING.

WE WOULD FARE A LOT BETTER IF WE STOPPED COMPLIMENTING OURSELVES AND STARTED PRACTICING THAT WHICH WE'RE SO EAGER TO PREACH.

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Rue said...

This was hilarious but I am not sure who's side your on anymore..LOL! I may not comment but I lurk.

quicksand said...

I'M ON THE SIDE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
IF THERE ARE ANY.

ben's friend said...

We (or at least I) miss hearing from the man who can tolerate lactose. Isn't there enough going on in this crazy world to move this man to outrage or at least comment?

Anonymous said...

Female prez' work out in most countries just fine. As long as a qualified female candidate is available. But minorities chosen to lead a country usually hints upon a corrupt state overrun by a foreign country or downright corruption.

Anonymous said...

General Joe or Jane, would represent the majority fost fairly. Who care's what they promise, say, or stand for, they all lie equally much anyways.

Anonymous said...

Truth is at best "Idealistic", at worst "Dangerous". I like Obama, although a "Black" man, in the "White" house, sounds more like a cruel joke.

Adolf said...

Vote for Billary Clinton! PMS n Nukes, "A Bible Nut's Armageddon Wet-Dream Come True!"