Saturday, August 25, 2007

9-11©

THE ADMINISTRATION SHOULD BE GRANTED A COPYRIGHT ON 9-11.
IT'S ONLY RIGHT.
THEY SHOULD ALSO BE AWARDED A PATENT ON "THE GLOBAL WAR ON TERROR."
IT SHOULD BE REGISTERED IMMEDIATELY,
WITHOUT ANY OF THAT 'PENDING' NONSENSE.
THEY EARNED IT.

YES...WE KNOW IN 1994, DICK CHENEY SAID THAT OVERTHROWING THE GOVERNMENT OF IRAQ WOULD CREATE A VACUUM WHICH COULD ONLY BE FILLED BY A QUAGMIRE.

BUT THAT WAS SO 9-10.

AND YES, ALTHOUGH WE KNOW THAT A FEW YEARS BACK, PRESIDENT BUSH STRIDENTLY CLAIMED THAT THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS IN NO WAY LIKE VIETNAM,
HE RECENTLY POINTED OUT THE SIMILARITY OF THE TWO CONFLICTS BY CLAIMING THAT A PREMATURE WITHDRAWAL FROM IRAQ WOULD BE JUST LIKE OUR WITHDRAWAL FROM VIETNAM.

WHO COULD QUIBBLE?

ALAS, THE GOOD GENERAL PETRAEUS WILL SOON BE SHARING HIS EVALUATION OF THE SITUATION WITH US.

SNEAK PREVIEW: ALTHOUGH THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT IS FALLING SHORT,
WE HAVE THE GREATEST MILITARY IN THE
WORLD AND OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS ARE AMAZING.
THE SURGE IS GAINING GROUND.
WE'RE SECURING THE COUNTRY.
WE STILL HAVE SOME PROBLEMS, BUT WE MUST CONTINUE
WITH OUR EFFORTS WHILE WE HAVE THE MOMENTUM.

ONE GUESS IS THAT THE SURGE WILL LAST JUST LONG ENOUGH SO THAT THE WAR CAN BE RE-GIFTED TO THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION.

7 comments:

The Political Impaler said...

I am tired of hearing about the war in Iraq, it is boring. I don't read or watch anything about the war anymore. I don't care what happens to Iraq or the people of Iraq. I don't care about the Republicans or the Democrats, they are all lying thieves and have no intention of helping the average American. Our country is being invaded by illegal aliens, our bridges and highways are falling apart, our justice system is a joke, our education system is in shambles, Our transportation system is broken, our health care system is about to be destroyed by socialized medicine and all our congress cares about is why the US Attorneys were fired and all the people of America care about are some dead pit bulls.

quicksand said...

AGREED. THE WAR IS TIRESOME.
AGREED. BOTH PARTIES HAVE STRAYED WAY TOO FAR FROM THE INTERESTS OF AVERAGE AMERICANS.
AND ALSO AGREED THAT WE HAVE PRESSING ISSUES WHICH ARE NOT BEING ADDRESSED, IN PART BECAUSE OF THE FOCUS ON IRAQ.

THE FOLKS IN IRAQ HAVE ALSO BEEN INVADED BY ILLEGAL ALIENS.
THEIR JUSTICE SYSTEM, BRIDGES, HIGHWAYS, SCHOOLS, AND TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM ARE NOT EXEMPLARY EITHER.

P.S.
MAY I ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE MEDICAL COVERAGE?

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ben's friend said...

to political impaler:
I disagree that "socialized" medicine promises to be the ruin of health care. It promises to be its salvation. We are the only industrialized nation to not give universal health care to its citizens. Can I assume that you will refuse Medicare when you are eligible? That is "socialized" medicine. Do you complain about the principle of tax money funding public education? That is "socialized" education.


Also, I wonder if those directly involved in the Iraq war find it boring.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that the "Democratically Elected" government of Iraq elected themselves a long vacation while our young men and women are sent back for 2 or 3 tours of duty. What is the only solution to the Iraq debacle? Withdraw all our personnel asap and then create a news blitz that we were victorious!!!! Surely Faux News will go along with this news!!!! We WON! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

quicksand said...

TO BEN'S FRIEND

LET'S NOT FORGET SOCIALIZED POLICE, SOCIALIZED FIRE FIGHTERS,
SOCIALIZED MILITARY...