Wednesday, July 11, 2007

DIPLOMAT IN WAITING

PRESIDENT BUSH, AND HIS FAITHFUL PUP, PRIME MINISTER TOTO BLAIR, DID EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO NEGLECT THE FESTERING ISSUES BETWEEN THE ISRAELIS AND THE PALESTINIANS.
SO, NATURALLY, THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN APPOINTED TO HIS NEW ROLE OF MIDDLE EAST PEACEMAKER.

IN 18 MONTHS, GEORGE BUSH WILL STAND DOWN FROM BEING PRESIDENT OF THE HOMELAND.
A PERFECT POSITION FOR HIM WOULD BE THE UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR TO IRAQ.

BY SETTING UP RESIDENCE IN BAGHDAD, HE COULD CONTINUE HIS PROJECT OF INSTALLING DEMOCRACY IN THE COUNTRY.

7 comments:

The Political Impaler said...

You have your breeds mixed up. Blair is Bush's POODLE, not his CARIN TERRIER.

quicksand said...

THANK YOU,
MISTER PRIME WESTMINSTER!

ben's friend said...

Don't jump the gun! You can't underestimate what a dynamic, proactive, very powerful man with severely limited intelligence is capable of doing. Much harm can still be done in 18 months. Perhaps he will attack Iran and screw things up there too. Then he could be a candidate for co-ambassasdorship. After all, Iraq and Iran are next door neighbors and they have similar sounding names.

Bi Polar said...

This site criticizes Bush for interfering in the Israeli/Palestine conflict and now it criticizes Bush for neglecting the conflict. Which dog is it that really needs a rolled newspaper attitude adjustment?

Purple Haze said...

If only!!! There's no way that that spineless C**k S****r Bush would ever set foot in Iraq as a ci-villain. He would be shot by our own soldiers for his continued failure to refuse to give OUR soldiers the very much needed R N R from the chaos that this self annointed emperor w/o new clothes has created. How many times will this elitist Chicken Little s**m bag tell us to wait for things to improve, before the dyed in red Republicans wake up and realize that the current lack of a real viable policy in Iraq is not working and will never work despite the lies that this mother f****r unabashedly tells us in true smirk mode?
How is it that we spend 12 billion bucks in Iraq each day and spend nothing on saving the homes of American citizens in Alaska whose homes are being washed into the sea by this a**hole Bush's refusal to address the reality of Global warming??!!?? Rest assured Quicksand, that when his time comes to leave office (hopefully by impeachment and conviction charges),and it can't come soon enough for the sake of all Americans, that this empty shell of a president will have a cushy high paying job from some oil company that he has supported over the past six years.

If only this cowardly dumbass had the moral conviction to be an Ambassador!?!?! That would be work and it would interfere with his ten month vacation time.

quicksand said...

"This site criticizes Bush for interfering in the Israeli/Palestine conflict..."

PLEASE POINT OUT WHERE THIS SITE CRITICIZED BUSH FOR INTERFERING IN THE ISRAELI PALESTINIAN CONFLICT.

quicksand said...

D**R P****E H**E


....AND CHENEY COULD BE OUR AMBASSADOR TO AFGHANISTAN.........